The episode begins with Villagers #19, #20, and #21 harmonizing the intro. The anchorman, Villager #4, announces the head story; A "rogue citizen" was caught committing a crime. He then turns to reporter Villager #9. Villager #9 recalls that the event took place earlier that day, and that they have footage of it from a camera being held by a villager mounted on the roof of a small house. Villager #9 explains that Villager #14 was caught littering, and was chased by the police.
Villager #9 states that the crime resulted in a chase which was caught on film by a local traffic helicopter. They manage to film the chase as several other police villagers join the chase. One of the pilots says out of the blue, "Are you seeing this?", to which one of the villagers making the helicopter says, "No. I am a helicopter". As the police try to "bargain" they simply tell Villager #14 to stop running, but he refuses, causing the police to stop chasing Villager #14, saying, “Aw, he said no”. Villager #14 then crosses a "random pressure plate" that activates a missile launch. The helicopter announces the presence of the missile, and deploys several flares.
The missile ends up going off, disrupting the flight pattern of the helicopter, which falls and crashes into the ground, ending the camera's film. Villager #9 announces that shortly after the incident, the police set down stingers, and ended up stopping Villager #14. He was taken to court and sentenced to the "Pit of Death", which turns into a 300 parody, as a villager kicks Villager #14 into the pit. In a twist ending, it turns out that the pit is only about a few feet deep. Villager #14 even says the pit isn't very effective. The short ends with Villager #9 and Villager #4 closing the video, as the trio starts harmonizing.
Transcript
(villagers mumbling tune)
Villager News!
(villager humming in background)
Does my mom look all right?
Ok.
Hey!
(humming gets louder)
Breaking News! A rogue citizen has been caught committing a terrible crime!
Villager Number 9 is on the scene.
Thank you Villager Number 4. I'm standing where the incident took place earlier today.
We have footage of the event from a camera mounted on that roof.
Hello.
It was just a normal day in the village…
…until Villager Number 14 showed his complete distaste for our laws.
(villager flying around like superman)
STOP! You violated the law!
Stop right there, criminal scum!!
This was quickly followed by a high-speed chase…
…caught on camera by a local traffic helicopter.
It looks like quite a situation down there!
(villager wailing in distance)
Look at him go! He's running, he's running!
Are they gonna catch him? We don't know.
Oh, ooh. He's running, he's running…
…He's still running!
Oh, he in trouble now, the police are EVERYWHERE!
Are you seeing this!?
No, I'm a helicopter.
STOP!
Nooo!
Aww, he said no.
(pressure plate clicks)
Aaaaahh!!
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Missile Inbound.
What!?
Deploying flares!
Deploying flares.
(villagers clamoring)
Aaaahhh!!
(fading scream)
(explosion)
(Villager beeping in background)
Aaaahh! We're going down!
We're going down.
(crashes)
(signal static)
And that was the last we saw of those villagers.
Villager Number 14 was apprehended later as he tried to escape the village.
Police had placed down stingers,…
…and they proved to be too much for Villager Number 14. (thud)
Hah!
(gavel bangs)
He was taken to court…
Where he was sentenced to the Pit of Death!
This is madness!
(villager humming)
Madness?
This, is, FORTNITE!!
(kick)
(faded scream)
This isn't very effective.
And there you have it Villager Number 4 is the Meme Lord from Outer Space, with his Fortnite Ray Gun
Well that's it for this edition of Villager News! Tune in next t-
(Villagers mumbling tune)
Villager News!