Villager News 2, as the name suggests, is the second installment of Villager News.
Plot[]
The episode also opens up with the trio of Villagers harmonizing, however, two of them are fired for mislabeling their signs. After forgiving one of the trio members, Villager Number 4 goes on to announce the winning lottery numbers: 1, 4, 17, 548, M, and a drawing of a dog. A villager runs onstage, announcing he was one of the winners, but is beaten with a stick until he leaves. Meanwhile, in the background, a flying saucer abducts random mobs, including a catapult made of villagers trying to stop it. Villager #4 then proceeds to announce that a certain villager has enchanted himself. He calls the villager a witch and says that he should be burned.
A villager off screen then explains to Villager #4 that he is not supposed to share his opinion, to which Villager #4 says, "Your face isn't supposed to have an opinion!". He then announces that another villager has been reunited with a stack of wood that was stolen from him (a reference to An Egg's Guide to Minecraft). Villager #4 then announces the head story: A villager has failed to return his library book on time. He then cuts to Villager #9, who is with a squad of SWAT villagers who are ramming down the door of a large house, which is where the certain villager apparently is. They break down the door by using a passerby as a battering ram, and invade with acapella in the background.
They scan the first set of rooms, finding a naked villager, and find that he is not the guilty one. They then enter the library, and find three "Violators". They yell as they are carried away, (one particular one yelling, "The horse made me do it!", as the camera pans to a horse reading a book). They find a fourth violator (Villager #12), who disconnects before he can be arrested. They then locate the room containing the suspect, but find that it's locked. They use another villager as a detonator, which just makes the door fall over.
The SWAT team storms inside, and the suspect is taking a bath and reading his book. Another SWAT villager enters from the roof, humming the Mission Impossible theme, and stamps the book before exiting. They cut back to the studio, where a random villager has taken Villager #4's place. The latter storms in, trying to take back his chair, and is abducted by the Flying Saucer. The random villager then awkwardly mumbles the Villager News theme, as the video ends.
Transcript[]
(villagers mumbling tune)
Villager News!
No, you are all mistaken. This is Villager News TWO!
You are all fired!
I thought it was number one..
(sniffles)
Alright, you can stay.
Yay!
(purring)
Who's a good Villager?
I'm a good Villager!
Yes you are!
Today's News! The winning lottery numbers are out.
The winning numbers are: 1, 4, 17, 548, the letter M,
and a drawing of a dog. I'd like to see who wins that.
Oh my God, I won. I won!
(singsongy) I won! I won! I won!
Villager Number 4: Someone get him out!
Security: Get out!
Ow!
Why would you d-
Security: Get out! Get out now.
Uh, uh- okay I'm going.
A fellow Villager has somehow enchanted himself.
In my opinion, he's a witch! He should be burned.
Audience: You're not supposed to have an opinion.
Your face isn't supposed to have an opinion!
One of our citizens has been reunited with a stack of wood,
which was allegedly stolen from him.
(glass screeching)
Sign Villager: I don't like this!
Hey!
And the answer to the age-old question:
Just how does my moustache look so good?
Breaking News! A citizen has failed to return his library book on time.
We're now going live to Villager Number 9, who is joining..
..a team of specialists in their pursuit of the stolen book.
Thank you Villager Number 4.
As you can see, we're preparing to breach the premises of the fugitive.
(door cracks open)
We're in. Move out!
We'll provide you with music from our mouths.
(villagers humming suspenseful music)
SWAT Villagers: Clear!
SWAT Villagers: Clear!
(in background) Uh, I think I got something.
Move it!
Naked Villager: What the!?
(Naked Villager screams)
What's going on!?
It's not him. Move out!
Moving out!
Ready?
Ready.
(door bursts open)
I've got visuals on three violators!
This place is crawling with them!
(villagers chattering)
(villagers chattering)
Get them!
(villagers chattering)
(villagers chattering)
(villagers screaming)
The horse made me do it!
(horse huffs)
SWAT Villager: There's another one. Get him!
Criminal Villager: You'll never take me alive!
SWAT Villager: Aww, he got away.
Move out!
Were any of those the targets?
(villagers chattering)
What's the situation?
(villagers chattering)
It's locked! I can't get in.
I'm coming!! Move out of the way!
(thumps) Take cover!
(fuse cracking)
(villager beeping)
(villager beeping)
Moo..
(door slams)
Let's go, go, GO!
The target's in here
(rubber duck squeaks)
(villager humming to Mission: Impossible)
(stamp clicks)
Your book has been stamped.
Thank you!
(villager continues humming)
SWAT Villager: Let's go. Move out!
Duh-luh-duh indeed. Well, it looks like our work here is done.
You didn't do anything!
Shut up!
Back to you in the studio.
Thank you Villager Number 9.
Well, that's it for this edition of Villager News.
Hey, that is my chair! Get out now.
Aaahhhh!
(rapid footsteps)
Ah! No!
(villager humming tune)
Villager News.